Bore."I HAVE BEEN MAKING A VERY INTERESTING CALCULATION. NOW, JUST HAVE A GUESS. IF ALL THE WOUND-STRIPES WERE PLACED END TO END HOW FAR DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD REACH?"
Weary Wounded. "DUNNO, GUV'NOR. STEP IT OUT AND SHOW US."
Officer (to whom private has given three ardent love-letters, addressed to different persons, to censor). "WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?"
Private. "'SCUSE ME, SIR, BUT I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU DIDN'T MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT THE ENVELOPES."