But on he rushed until he saw the tall brass-hatted Bloke,

And, nervously saluting, incoherently he spoke:—

"Boy Simpkins (Second Class, too!), I'm afraid that you must know, Sir,

Had the nerve to mutter 'Blast you!' to a First-Class C.P.O., Sir."

The Bloke turned blue and shivered, then hysterically laughed,

And hurried, cackling shrilly, to the Owner's cabin aft;

There in that awful presence, with lips aghast and pale,

To the horror-haunted Owner he re-told the horrid tale:—

"Boy Simpkins (Second Class, too!), I regret to let you know, Sir,

Had the face to mutter 'Blast you!' to a First-Class C.P.O., Sir!"