And Valhalla hung with stars—
Crowd and watch our signal fly:
"Gallant hearts, good-bye! Good-bye!"
W.H.O.
The Aliens in our Midst.
"But most of the people aboard that car, if they had been truthfully outspoken, would probably have said, 'Dem's my sentiments.'"—Evening Paper.
"MARK OF CENTENARIAN.
"Mrs. Rachel ——, a former resident of this city, was the guest of honor at a dinner served yesterday at her son's home in Wilkinsburg, the occasion being the 92nd anniversary of her birth. Mrs. —— was born in Somerset County and resided in this city before the flood."—American Paper.
At first we thought the headline a little previous, but the last sentence shows that it is, on the contrary, decidedly belated.