Still, although this act of self-seclusion
May create irreparable schism,
Whelm the Conference in dire confusion
And produce a cosmic cataclysm;
Let us, musing on his past achievement,
Bear with calm our soul-consuming grief
And condole in their supreme bereavement
With his Staff, deserted by their Chief.
"COWS, PIGS, ETC.
"GIRL (15), leaving school, desires position in nice office or bank."—Local Paper.