"Oh, MacTavish," said Albert Edward—"MacTavish took an emetic."
PATLANDER.
RECONSTRUCTION SHOCKS.
Pianist (accompanying celebrated prima donna at classical concert after three years of sing-songs in Army huts). "NOW THEN, BOYS! DROWN HER WELL IN THE CHORUS!"
Commercial Candour.
"The post-war —— will be the one car from which the owner with moderate ideas can obtain the minimum amount of genuine pleasure and satisfaction."—Advt. in Trade Paper.