"If an owl would enter the nuthatch's nest

Its figure would have to be much compressed.

If the nuthatch had but the face of an owl

It would be a most unpopular fowl."

A slightly different formula is to be noted in the lines on the snipe, but the spirit is substantially the same:—

"If a snipe were the size of a threepenny bit

It would be a great deal harder to hit.

But if it grew to the size of an emu

It wouldn't be better to eat than seamew."

Lastly I may quote the only couplet in which beasts as well as birds are subjected to this searching analysis. I think you will admit that it is the most sagacious and impressive of them all:—