A MILITARY EDUCATIONAL PROBLEM.
Dear Mr. Punch,—I write to ask your advice. As you know, the Army Council in its wisdom decreed that the Army, before being demobilised, must be educated. I have been chosen as one of the Educators.
My efforts to lead the Army into the paths of light and learning were crowned with success until in an evil moment I undertook to teach Private Goodbody. This genial ornament of our regimental sanitary squad is especially anxious to plumb the mysteries of arithmetic. When he had, as I thought, finally mastered the principle that if you borrow one from the shillings' column you must pay it back in the pounds' column, I set him the following sum:—
"Supposing you owed the butcher sixteen shillings and three pence halfpenny and took a pound note to pay him with, how much change ought he to give you?"
Private Goodbody scratched his head for several minutes and at last decided that he did not know.
"But come, Goodbody," I urged, "surely it's quite easy." And I repeated the question.
"I don't know, Sir; I don't never have no truck with butchers," he declared emphatically. "I leaves that 'ere to the missus."
"Ah!" I said, "and how does she get the money to pay him?"
"I gives it 'er," said Goodbody.
"What does she do with the change?" I asked next.