That I may say, when penury has crept

Too near for decency, to some old snob,

"That was the kind of company I kept

When England needed me"—and get a job.

A.P.H.


"Good Servants of all kings required at once.—Apply Mrs. ——'s Registry."—Provincial Paper.

There should be a good supply, as several monarchs have lately given up housekeeping.


"REQUIRED, ROMPOTER, to float £50,000 company for manufacturing bricks for reconstruction. Curiosity mongers please refrain."—Daily Paper.