"TOO LATE FOR CLASSIFICATION.

12 March and April pullets laying rabbits."—Advt. in Local Paper.

Personally we should place these admirable birds in a class by themselves.


"HUNT FOR CIGARETTES.

STATE CONTROL ENDS, BUT SUPPLY STILL SCARCE."—Daily Chronicle.

Is this the fag-end of State control, or the State control of fag-ends?


"Girl, about 18, for grocery; permanency; experience not necessary; must love locally."—Daily Paper.

But we doubt if this attempt to constrain the tender passion within geographical limits will prove a "permanency."