POST-WAR PROBLEMS.
Adjutant (who has been interrupted in his real work by a summons from Colonel). "YES, SIR?"
Temporary Colonel. "I SAY—ER—SMITH—IT'S SO UNCERTAIN HOW LONG WE SHALL BE OUT HERE—DEMOBILISATION, YOU KNOW. ER—FACT IS—DO YOU THINK IT WORTH MY WHILE GETTING ANOTHER PAIR OF BREECHES?"
THE VISITOR.
When yesterday I went to see my friends—
(Watching their patient faces in a row,
I want to give each boy a D.S.O.)—