"The spell of hot weather is causing large numbers of the public to migrate to the Kent coast. Thanet, owing to greatly improved travelling facilities, is being specially flavoured. The public well know the magical properties of Thanet air."—Evening Paper.
Then why bother about flavouring it?
"The Food Controller announced that canned salmon is now free of control, and that chocolates and other sweetmeats will be freed on July 1.
He also intimates that canned salmon is now free of control, and that chocolates and other sweetmeats will be freed on July 1."—Daily Paper.
We hope he will say it once more, on the Bellman's principle that "what I tell you three times is true."
Chorus of children (to parent, late Lieut-Col. R.F.A., D.S.O., M.C. and Bar). "DON'T BE FRIGHTENED, DADDY; SHE'LL ONLY PECK YOUR LEGS."