Soured Spinster. "DON'T MENTION THE HORRID THING, YOUNG WOMAN, AND ME WITH HALF-A-MONTH'S PENSION ON THE PANTHER."


BALLADE OF APPROACHING BALDNESS.

I'm back in civil life, all brawn and chest,

Lungs made of leather, heart as right as rain;

I still could dine off bully-beef with zest;

I've never had a scratch or stitch or sprain;

Life seems to throb in every single vein.

Yet I'm a whited sepulchre, in brief;

I've one foot in the grave, I'm on the wane,