Labour unrest is reported from Spitzbergen. There is also a rumour that the Greenlanders are demanding the nationalization of blubber and a 180-day year.
There is said to be some talk at Washington of the House of Representatives inviting President WILSON to visit America shortly.
A Chicago Girls' Club has decided that its members shall have nothing to do with young men. It is certainly getting to be an effeminate habit.
The Daily Mail has presented a golden slipper for the actress with the smallest feet. The slipper, we understand, is quite new and has never been used on anybody.
An American gentleman is about to offer for sale his corkscrew, or would exchange for something useful.