There must be an answer and England should know it."
Here, then, is the problem that's haunting the poet:
Does Germany Jazz?
"William Henry ——, aged 110, fell off a tree whilst out playing with other boys and broke his right leg."—Provincial Paper.
We hope it will be a lesson to him for the rest of his life.
Gentle Creature (who fancies she has heard the customary sound of her cat tapping at the window to be let in). "NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY ADOLPHUS! COME IN AT ONCE, LIKE A GOOD BOY!"