Chance for the Homeless.

"For Sale, Hupmobile Car (1916 model), saloon body, self starter, electric light, lory on ground floor, 3 bedrooms, bathroom seater, with 2 extra chairs."—Provincial Paper.


"Mr. —— is forty-six and a man of business. He is chairman of the City Lands Committee, and a member of the Corporation. These things are not good training for championship lawn-tennis."—Evening Paper.

This applies more especially, of course, to the Corporation.


"The Duchess still looks quite a girl, and so does the Duke, particularly now that he has shaved off his tiny moustache."—Weekly Paper.

The Duke's motto: "Put me among the girls."