First Girl. "AN' YER ACTCHERLY MEAN TER SAY THEM BOOTS COST FIFTEEN SHILLIN'?"
Second Girl. "AH, BUT THEY'RE WORF IT—THEY SQUEAK!"
"The King has awarded a Knight Commandership of the Bath to Lieutenant-Colonel ——, C.B., in charging customers excessive prices for milk by giving short measure."—Provincial Paper.
We should have thought the Pump would been more suitable than the Bath.