First Girl. "AN' YER ACTCHERLY MEAN TER SAY THEM BOOTS COST FIFTEEN SHILLIN'?"

Second Girl. "AH, BUT THEY'RE WORF IT—THEY SQUEAK!"


"The King has awarded a Knight Commandership of the Bath to Lieutenant-Colonel ——, C.B., in charging customers excessive prices for milk by giving short measure."—Provincial Paper.

We should have thought the Pump would been more suitable than the Bath.


SPREAD OF THE "DAZZLE" CULT.