If, when the strident trumpets blare

From Hampstead Heath to Clapham Junction,

And bunting fills the ardent air,

I don't assist at that brave function.

It does not follow, let me say,

That I am loath to give you cheer;

No, in my unobtrusive way

I hold you very, very dear;

I may not join the loud parade

Nor share the crowd's ecstatic tooting,