Because he never saw the Line,

But carried on, stout fellow, and

Is now at home, I understand.

A pivot so well-paid and prized

Just had to be demobilised.


Officer (on leave). "YOU'LL BE GLAD TO HAVE THE BISLEY MEETING REVIVED?"

Veteran Volunteer Marksman. "YES; BUT THERE'LL BE SOME POOR SCORING. YOU SEE THERE'S BEEN NO SERIOUS SHOOTING FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS."