Names all unknown in ages pre-Socratic;

And SHORTER could not have accosted him

By sobriquets endearing or ecstatic;

It would have certainly provoked a scene,

For instance, to have hailed him as "Old bean."

Then at the "Mermaid," had he been invited

As an illustrious brother of the quill,

Would "C.K.S.," I wonder, have delighted

To honour WILLIAM SHAKSPEARE as "Old Bill,"

And in the small uproarious hours A.M.