"When the wife of President Wilson was in London she spent hours shopping in Regent Street and other quaint sections of London."—Daily Gleaner.
Regent Street will be pleased.
"Captain Hayes, of the Olympic, in receiving a loving cut from Halifax citizens, described how the Olympic sank the U-boat 103, a few months ago. The liner cut through the submarine without losing a single revolution of the propellers."—Australian Paper.
One good cut deserves another.
THE INFLUENZA-MASK.
"Shall I," he cried, "who made the Hun skedaddle
And caused the Wacht an Rhein to lose its job,