"EX-KAISER TO PAP THE PENALTY."
Sunday Paper.

We always feared he would get off with a soft punishment.


Docker (by way of concluding a heated argument with Scotsman). "WELL, GO UP THERE, THEN, AN' TALK TO YOUR BLINKIN' SCOTCH PALS."


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"HOW INFLUENZA MAY BE SPREAD."
Headline in a Daily Paper.


A correspondent writes: "It may interest you to know that I recently received the following statement from a provincial branch of a floor-cloth company:—