Do you fancy a Haig?

Shall our James be a Haig?

The War Office tell me he's late for this war,

Have the honour to add there won't be any more

Since that's what the League of the Nations is for;

So it's off about Haig.

But his mother sees light

(Mothers always see light).

"This League of the Nations we mentioned above,

With the motto, 'Be Quiet,' the trade-mark, a Dove,