Demolilisation Officer. "WHAT IS THE NUMBER OF YOUR GROUP?"
Private. "I DON'T KNOW, SIR. I WAS A TURF ACCOUNTANT."
Demobilisation Officer. "AH! AGRICULTURE—GROUP 1."
"London, Dec. 16.—At a meeting of the County Cricket Advisory Committee it was decided to run the County Championship during 1919, the matches to be limited to two days. There will be no change in the number of balls in the over.—Reuter's.
The Soviets are preparing the sharpest counter-measure.—Reuter's."—Canton Times.
But we are confident that whatever the Soviets' little game is it will not be cricket.