I slunk into the cellar with the cat,

This being where the men had put my hat.

I cowered in the smoking-room, unmanned;

The days dragged by and still the men were here.

And then I said, "I too will take a hand,"

And borrowed lots of decorating gear.

I painted the conservatory blue;

I painted all the rabbit-hutches red;

I painted chairs in every kind of hue,

A summer-house, a table and a shed;