"I'd slip, I'd slide, I'd jazz, I'd glide,

I'd fox-trot, one- and two-step,

And show with pardonable pride

My skill at every new step.

"I'd dance until my soles wore raw,

When, tired of dissipation,

I'd lie in bed whole weeks and draw

My out-of-work donation.

"And when that palled I'd rise to see

What fortunes cooks are earning,