No personage, no panoply, no pep;

Only a single private who expounded

My pathway out, and I went forth dumbfounded;

Merely remembering to mind the step.

Nothing spectacular and nothing solemn;

No company of men that I might drill,

And either tick 'em off or else extol 'em

And give 'em "Facing left, advance in column,"

And leave 'em marching, marching onwards till

They butted into something. Never a blooming