"No honest German," says Herr SCHEIDEMANN, "can possibly sign the Peace Treaty." The best plan, perhaps, would be to call for volunteers and take the risk as to qualification.


Boxer (amidst a babel of advice). "LOOK 'ERE—CHUCK IT! I GOT DEMOBILISED AS A ONE-MAN BUSINESS."


From a recent law-report:—

"I say 'Civis Britannicus Sam.'"—Evening Paper.

It is proposed, we understand, to adopt this as the motto of the Anglo-American Union.