East is East.

"The Girl Guides are doing well.... Another guide was married this month to Corporal ——. We wish them all happiness."—Diocesan Magazine (India).

Corporal —— appears to be a specialist.


"There are persistent rumours of a plot to bring back the old régime and put either a Hohenzollern or a representative of some other Royal house on the Thorne of Germany."—Canadian Paper.

EX-KAISER (loq.): "No, thanks; I've had some."


"OXFORD FOR HOLIDAYS.—Most beautiful city in England. Good lodgings and boating. Two golf links and fishing."—Advt. in Provincial Paper.

We seem to remember, too, some mention of an educational establishment in connection with the place.


Our Helpful Contemporaries.

"There have been cases, we believe, in which the height of a person has increased after the person had reached mature age, but it has always been suspected that this was due to greater uprightness. A man who stoops always looks shorter than when he is standing quite upright. But no such explanation as this can be given for an apparent increase of the human head. If a head really requires a larger hat it must be because the head is larger."—Provincial Paper.