Potential President of the Royal Academy. "AND HERE, AUNTIE, WE GET THE SIDE ELEVATION."
Auntie. "HOW DELIGHTFULLY THOROUGH! I'D NO IDEA THAT ARCHITECTS DID THE SIDES AS WELL."
Another Impending Apology.
"A sub-department of Scotland Yard ... which looks after Kings and visiting potentates, Cabinet Ministers and Suffragettes, spies, anarchists, and other 'undesirables.'"—Daily Paper.
"The custodian smothered the ball, and after a Ruby scrimmage the City goal escaped."—Provincial Paper.
A much prettier word than the other.