I saw my hostess glancing at my socks,

Surprised perhaps at so much clay's adherence

And, still unnerved by those infernal shocks,

Said, "I was working in my window-box;

Excuse my soiled appearance."

But in the morn I found a silent square

And one tall house with all the windows shuttered,

The mansion of the Marquis of Mayfair,

And "Here shall be the counter-stroke," I muttered;

"Shall not the noble Marquis and his kin