Suddenly, without any warning, the two little animals rose on their hind legs and violently clutched each other by any part of the body on which they could get a grip. Before the astounded gaze of the onlookers they swayed, nearly fell, then went round in circles, at the same time executing every sort of conceivable contortion.
A great cheer burst from the audience. From all sides a rush was made for the platform, and the Professor was carried shoulder-high round the room.
The Jazz germ had been discovered at last.
Pekinese (who has been accidentally pushed into the gutter by gigantic bloodhound). "AND YOU MAY THANK YOUR STARS I'VE GOT A MUZZLE ON!"
A Friendly Offer.
"A French Gentleman would like to make acquaintance with and English one to improve the English language."—French Provincial Paper.
"Ste. Geneviève (422-572), born just outside Paris, spent a long life in the city."—Daily Paper.