And if I have the face to say

On some far 23rd

That on this day the war was won,

That I despatched a single Hun,

Or even caught a glimpse of one—

Don't you believe a word.

A.P.H.


Another Impending Apology.

"Miss —— looked sweetly pretty in an emerald-green satin (very short) skirt, white blouse, and emerald handkerchief tied over her head—an Irish Colleen, and a bonie one too!"—Colonial Paper.