"WHAT'S THAT THING YOU'VE GOT ON, ALBERT?"
"TRENCH COAT."
"BUT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN THE TRENCHES."
"I KNOW. THAT'S THE IDEA."
LETTERS TO PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW.
(No answers required, thank you.)
To Count Brockdorff-Rantzau, Head of the German Peace Delegation.