"All is not plane sailing yet for the German in search of foreign markets."—Evening Paper.
But wait till their flying bagmen get to work.
Hairdresser in Ancient Assyria. "Don't go, Sir. I shall be finished with this nobleman in three or four hours."
PRACTICAL ZOOLOGY.
There is nothing which distinguishes your true Briton so much as the systematic study of the ways of wild animals, and there is no kind of instruction which an English child so eagerly accepts.