Shortsighted and quick-tempered Master of Hounds. "Hi! What d'ye mean by heading my hounds with that infernal car? How the deuce can you hunt in a thing like that, Sir?"
"To Let, permanent, Furnished Sitting-Boots (size 6); 20s."—Local Paper.
No, thanks; we already have a pair that are no good for walking.
Enthusiastic Lady (at Musical At Home). "Do you remember what this tune is out of, Doctor? Used to be all the rage when we were in our 'teens. Tum—tum—tum—tum—tum—tum—tum—tum?"
Eminent Dyspepsia Specialist. "The words are familiar."