Well, I have selected my hotel—on purely literary grounds. Or rather I have selected two. One is the place where they have the Famous Whirlpool Baths. I shall go there at once.
The manager of the other is a great artist; alone among the collaborators he understands simplicity. His contribution occupies a whole page; but there is practically nothing in it, nothing about cuisine or sanitation, or elegance or comfort. Only, in the middle, he writes quite simply The Most Perfect Hotel in the World.
A.P.H.
Footnote 1: [(return)]
"Bradshaw's General Railway and Steam Navigation Guide for Great Britain and Ireland."
A Zoological Curiosity.
"The complaint made was that men came to the district and asked inflated prices for shares, far above the market value, and it was argued that the new exchange would tend to obviate this system of sharks feathering their nests."—Lancashire Paper.
BEHIND THE SCENES IN CINEMA-LAND.
"That's fine. But, as I haven't got any films left, I suppose there's no use staying here."