"So many letters are being lost in the post nowadays," states a daily paper, "that drastic action should be taken in the matter." We understand that the Postmaster-General has expressed his willingness to be searched.
Hygienist. "Feeling the cold, eh? Aha—look at me. I don't know what cold is."
Normal Individual. "Then n-naturally you d-don't feel it."
A Vulnerable Spot.
"Lady, a word—but oh, beware!
And prithee do not slight it—