Brown. "What did they give old Slowcombe the O.B.E. for?"
Jones. "The 'Other Beggars' Energy,' I imagine."
Fond Parent (who has done pretty well in woollens). "Well, Sonny, we've decided to give you the best education that money can buy. After all, you won't have to do anything except be a gentleman."
IF THE ARMY ADVERTISED.
BATTALION ORDERS.