"N.B.—I had great difficulty in reading your writing. Don't cultivate illegibility; it's tiresome for your friends."
NO, THIS IS NOT A CELEBRATED COMEDIAN TELLING A FUNNY STORY; IT'S MERELY A PRIVATE CITIZEN THREATENING TO REPORT TO THE PROFITEERING COMMITTEE.
"Referring to charges of drunkenness the Chairman said there were 13 men and five women fined for drunkenness and residing at Chiswick."—Local Paper.
To reside at Chiswick may be an eccentricity, but surely is not an offence.
