There once was a critic whose bane

Was his dread of a style that was plain,

So, resolved to refresh us,

He strove to be precious,

But sank to the nether inane.


"Amateur Snooker Pool Championship: S.H. Fry Deflated."—Provincial Paper.

It was noticed even during the Billiard competition that he never really got the wind up.


"The chief obstacle to the development of water-power is usually the question of finance, and if the scheme will not hold water from that point of view it is not likely to float."—Electrical Review.