Bears, camels, pards—Look up, my dear,
The wonders of the world are here!
Patlander.
"CELLS BELOW ZERO FOR T.B. PATIENTS.
Ink in Nurses' Pens Froze when Taking Men's Temperature."
—Canadian Paper.
Personally, we prefer having ours taken with a thermometer.
"Offences under the Lighting Orders.
—At Thursday's petty session Emile —— was paid £1 for having no near side light on his motor car."
—Local Paper.