Much that would carry clear conviction,

For, till I read of them to-day,

I knew them not in fact or fiction.

As yet I am, alas! without

Instruction in the art of fippling,

Though something may be found about

It in the works of Lear or Kipling.

And possibly I may unearth

In Lecky or in Laurence Oliphant

Some facts to remedy my dearth