With grosser ironmongery, where's the wonder?"

So may the Law's High Majesty o'erlook

My rash presumption; may the memory die

Of how I won the match (and further took

The liberty of mopping up the bye);

Remember just a happy morning's round,

Also the fact that this alleged old fogey

Played at the last hole like a book and downed

The barely human feat of Colonel Bogey.

O.S.