This is believed to be the first occasion on which any golfer has accomplished two holes in one shot.
"THE LION OF LUCERNE."
Mr. Lloyd George (having jodelled heavily). "NOT A SINGLE DISSENTIENT ECHO! THIS IS THE SORT OF PEACE CONFERENCE I LIKE." (Continues to jodel.)
Mabel (in barefaced attempt to detain Mother when saying "Good-night"). "Oh, Mummy, I would like to tell you a story about three little boys."