I'm fondly trusting that, when next I'm ill, you

Come to my rescue as you came of yore;

Meanwhile you'll understand that I, for one,

Refuse to buy your wares and eat them just for fun.


A Dead Heat.

"In the high jump final, Landen (U.S.A.) was first with a jump of 6ft. 4½in.; Muller (U.S.A.) and E. Keleend (Sweeden) died for second place."—Provincial Paper.


"I heard Lord Rosebery say: 'Your little girl has got beautiful eyes.' I repeated this upstairs with joy and excitement to the family, who ... said they thought it was true enough if my eyes had not been so close together."—Extract from Autobiography of Margot Asquith.

Her "I's" are generally rather close together.