"There you differ from your namesake, whose balance is clearly always on the right side. Hence that first kindly letter, addressed to you in error."
THE ROMANCE OF ADVERTISEMENT.
The following items, culled from recent issues of The Daily Lure, show where you should go to find really interesting, stimulating and flat-catching notices:—
Partner, with not less than five thousand pounds, wanted for a wild-duck farm in the island of Mull. Must be a man of iron constitution; Gaelic speaker and teetotaler preferred.
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Wanted, a cheap Desert Island, with a good water-supply and home comforts, by a Georgian poet weary of the racket of Hammersmith.
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Complete suits of armour, guaranteed bottle-proof, ten guineas each, suitable for elderly pedestrians in charabanc areas.
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