THE RETURN OF THE COLONEL.
House, the enigmatic Colonel, Wilson's right-hand man in France
When the President was leading Peace's great Parisian dance,
Once again returns to Europe as a journalist free-lance.
He's a most sagacious person, indisposed to carp or grouse,
So we hope he'll be successful, aided by his tact and nous,
In upholding Mr. Wilson, not in bringing down the House.
The Ubiquitous Scot.
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