Sympathetic Old Lady. "And when you went down for the third time the whole of your past life of course flashed before your eyes?"
Longshore Billy. "I expect it did, Mum, but I 'ad 'em shut at the time, so I missed it."
Mollie. "Auntie, don't cats go to heaven?"
Auntie. "No, my dear. Didn't you hear the Vicar say at the Children's Service that animals hadn't souls and therefore could not go to heaven?"
Mollie. "Where do they get the strings for the harps, then?"