"Company's water is on to the house and cowshed."—Advert. in Daily Paper.
Now we know why our water is sometimes contaminated with milk.
"One of the most striking of the collection of exhibits of fascinating interest [at the Imperial War Museum] is the Air Force map for carrying out the British plan for bombing Berlin. Specimens of the bombs, weighing 3,000 pounds each, are also included in this museum of war souvenirs with the object of demonstrating the resources of the Empire and giving a stimulus to its trade."—South African Paper.
Motto for British traders: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try trinitrotoluene."
THE BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
I went into the morning-room with a worried frown upon my brow. Kathleen was doing the accounts at the table.
"Kathleen," I said, "it's Veronica's birthday on Wednesday and—"
"What did you say seven eighths were?" said Kathleen. "I asked you last week."