The Girl. "Isn't that Mr. Jones bowling?"

The Enthusiast. "Yes. The other day he took three wickets for six."

The Girl. "How dreadful! I'd no idea he drank."


SOLVING THE HOLIDAY FARE PROBLEM.

"None but the rich can pay the fare" is as true at this moment as when the words were first penned.

The reference, of course, is to the return fare, for the single fare of tomorrow is hardly more than we paid without complaint in years gone by for the journey there and back.

How comparatively few people seem to be aware that the solution of the difficulty lies in not returning. Could anything be simpler?